Monday, October 25, 2010

Pre-Blessed Food

by Julian Smith


  1. Look, people should probably just stop trying to satirize the ridiculous tenets of religion by coming up with implausibly wacky parodies of it, because you will always fail. We already have this! It's called Kosher, or specifically "hechsher" food. It's already hilariously retarded in its own right!

  2. R€LIGION Stinks of moneyOctober 25, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    Now, why didn´t I think of this?

    Blake think of it as Kosher for the couch potatoes. Besides they´ve got a Imam running around blessing airline food( believe me it needs it) at Heathrow, why not just think big?

    Seriously though these people are unwittingly onto a real money earner,
    I think I´ll buy shares and with the profits earned I´ll buy something disgustingly sinful for myself.

    So....Pre-blessed food by S&G (Sloth & Gluttony Inc).
    Hmmm all we need is an endorsement from Justin Bieber and away we go.

  3. Kosher food is not blessed, only produced according to ritualistic requirements.

  4. Kinda reminds me of another entrepreneurial goldmine.

    They offer a service to take care of good Christians' pets after the rapture.

  5. Unfamiliar with R.Comfort at the time, I took his Banana Proof clip for a clever and hilarious satire.
    Due to incredulities like this & others since, it took me quite a while before I assumed this clip was a joke.

  6. What's interesting about this video, is that I believe Julian Smith (the actor) is an evangelical Christian.  I worked with him on a comedy show and he refused to curse or do any jokes about sex.

  7. You know, as I was watching this, I did have a sneaking suspicion that it could be a sort of anti-poe, or a kind of double bluff. Because he could just as easily be chastizing Christians for being lazy about their mealtime prayers as he could be mocking the idea of praying over food at all. If that was his intent, I acutally would have to grudgingly admit that it's somewhat clever, even though praying over anything, let alone FOOD, is moronic, obviously.

  8. Oh my god, you guys calm down. It's just a sketch Julian made for fun. Quit the chaos Theories and just laugh. He's just trying to put a smile on people's faces by making a combined parody of commercials and christianity by sketching up a ridiculous concept. It's more a mocking of the commercial world than it is a mocking of christianity and religion.

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