Thursday, September 2, 2010

Believers See Jesus on Power Pole


September 1, 2010 on MSNBC
(via Project Reason)

14 comments:

  1. looks like mary holding up little jebus in the cloud behind the pole.  wow!  i'm totally convinced.  I'm gonna run down to the nearest building with a cross on it and pour a jug of holy water all over myself.  How could I have been so wrong all these years.

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  2. The all new Paradolia Experience!
    Now you can have it in your car, and you wouldn't even have to stop for The Drive-by Jesus Watching!

    Reality will not reimburse for the loss of awe in case of stopping to look and realising it's just vines on a utility pole.

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  3. Jesus is telling this beer-soaked hick that global warming is a leftist fraud because see... it's just the right temp to grow a nice topiary Jesus. Also Jesus loves to keep showing people he died on a cross. Ok dude. We got it already. I mean not like Romans used crosses and not like you actually existed based on your mythological life story from a book of imagination and sheesh... it was like 2,000 years ago anyway. Other shit's happened since then. Now if you could drop a ladder down and help out with any of THAT stuff rather than playing with plants... that'd be great bro.

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  4. danjolsan.wordpress.comSeptember 2, 2010 at 6:43 AM

    Incredible.

    Do not underestimate the power of suggestion (and all the stupid conclusions that most often comes with it).

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  5. I strongly believe it's geezas himself. And, it's a message: Drive slowly. Otherwise, you won't see me!
    Definitevely, he's coming and what's the better way to arrive than hang himself on a telephone pole?

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  6. The stupid it just burns

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  7. I've got some veins on my penis that look just like Jesus on the cross when I have an erection. I wonder if I could charge the faithful to let me bless their foreheads. Certainly the teabaggers would be interested, eh?

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  8. HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA... pffft... 

    okay.. but seriously.. the guy he just wants co..pffftwhAAAHAHAHAHAHa

    sorry, can't do it... *snicker*

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  9. Brings new meaning to "the power of christ", doesn't it?

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  10. Isn't there a line in Jesus Christ Superstar that "Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication"?  Clearly, this is god's way of fixing that, though, as usual, his picked a fragile technology.

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  11. Millions suffering and Jesus is busy with gardening?
    Praaaaise Jesus

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  12. An omnipotent god thought the best way to send a message was vines on a telephone pole that people can only notice if they drive by slowly. God is just wants you to stay in the speed limit. Yep. lol

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  13. Wow!? Another "miracle" due to human laziness. Clear the vines off the damn pole. We had a dirty window here in Florida attracting a bunch of sheople a few years back. 

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  14. Hilarious response!  Loved it.

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