looks like mary holding up little jebus in the cloud behind the pole. wow! i'm totally convinced. I'm gonna run down to the nearest building with a cross on it and pour a jug of holy water all over myself. How could I have been so wrong all these years.
Jesus is telling this beer-soaked hick that global warming is a leftist fraud because see... it's just the right temp to grow a nice topiary Jesus. Also Jesus loves to keep showing people he died on a cross. Ok dude. We got it already. I mean not like Romans used crosses and not like you actually existed based on your mythological life story from a book of imagination and sheesh... it was like 2,000 years ago anyway. Other shit's happened since then. Now if you could drop a ladder down and help out with any of THAT stuff rather than playing with plants... that'd be great bro.
I strongly believe it's geezas himself. And, it's a message: Drive slowly. Otherwise, you won't see me! Definitevely, he's coming and what's the better way to arrive than hang himself on a telephone pole?
I've got some veins on my penis that look just like Jesus on the cross when I have an erection. I wonder if I could charge the faithful to let me bless their foreheads. Certainly the teabaggers would be interested, eh?
Isn't there a line in Jesus Christ Superstar that "Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication"? Clearly, this is god's way of fixing that, though, as usual, his picked a fragile technology.
An omnipotent god thought the best way to send a message was vines on a telephone pole that people can only notice if they drive by slowly. God is just wants you to stay in the speed limit. Yep. lol
Wow!? Another "miracle" due to human laziness. Clear the vines off the damn pole. We had a dirty window here in Florida attracting a bunch of sheople a few years back.
looks like mary holding up little jebus in the cloud behind the pole. wow! i'm totally convinced. I'm gonna run down to the nearest building with a cross on it and pour a jug of holy water all over myself. How could I have been so wrong all these years.
ReplyDeleteThe all new Paradolia Experience!
ReplyDeleteNow you can have it in your car, and you wouldn't even have to stop for The Drive-by Jesus Watching!
Reality will not reimburse for the loss of awe in case of stopping to look and realising it's just vines on a utility pole.
Jesus is telling this beer-soaked hick that global warming is a leftist fraud because see... it's just the right temp to grow a nice topiary Jesus. Also Jesus loves to keep showing people he died on a cross. Ok dude. We got it already. I mean not like Romans used crosses and not like you actually existed based on your mythological life story from a book of imagination and sheesh... it was like 2,000 years ago anyway. Other shit's happened since then. Now if you could drop a ladder down and help out with any of THAT stuff rather than playing with plants... that'd be great bro.
ReplyDeleteIncredible.
ReplyDeleteDo not underestimate the power of suggestion (and all the stupid conclusions that most often comes with it).
I strongly believe it's geezas himself. And, it's a message: Drive slowly. Otherwise, you won't see me!
ReplyDeleteDefinitevely, he's coming and what's the better way to arrive than hang himself on a telephone pole?
The stupid it just burns
ReplyDeleteI've got some veins on my penis that look just like Jesus on the cross when I have an erection. I wonder if I could charge the faithful to let me bless their foreheads. Certainly the teabaggers would be interested, eh?
ReplyDeleteHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA... pffft...
ReplyDeleteokay.. but seriously.. the guy he just wants co..pffftwhAAAHAHAHAHAHa
sorry, can't do it... *snicker*
Brings new meaning to "the power of christ", doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteIsn't there a line in Jesus Christ Superstar that "Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication"? Clearly, this is god's way of fixing that, though, as usual, his picked a fragile technology.
ReplyDeleteMillions suffering and Jesus is busy with gardening?
ReplyDeletePraaaaise Jesus
An omnipotent god thought the best way to send a message was vines on a telephone pole that people can only notice if they drive by slowly. God is just wants you to stay in the speed limit. Yep. lol
ReplyDeleteWow!? Another "miracle" due to human laziness. Clear the vines off the damn pole. We had a dirty window here in Florida attracting a bunch of sheople a few years back.
ReplyDeleteHilarious response! Loved it.
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