Saturday, July 17, 2010

Father Jonathan Answers Unanswerable Questions


July 17, 2010 on FOX News Red Eye

10 comments:

  1. This is probably the most ridiculous thing about Faux News (and that is quite an achievement) and it plays out like an Edward Current skit, only not nearly as clever.  There is nothing in any theology that talks about "what god was doing before he created the cosmos" and yet this goofball morris thinks he has some insight?  And the "host" actually says, "That's a good answer." Yeah, sure it is. it's good because the rest of you brain dead simps couldn't solve a 4-piece jigsaw puzzle if I spotted you the first 3 so any answer, regardless of how non-sensical it is, gets the thumbs up from you.  SO LAME!  Someone put this horse down already.  

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  2. I think the Father Johnatan has great great chances to become a bishp or a cardinal.
    Just wait a few yeras and ...Bang... The earth will welcome yet another teacher for the masses.

    Oh, fuck...

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  3. I honestly thought this was a skit of some sort.

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  4. Wow... he just talks around it. Typical preasts XP.

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  5. Some remarkably good questions. (Pity about the answers.)

    For instance, his answer to the "finite universe" question could, in essence, have come from a scientist speaking about space-time instead of 'god'. Can't people see that just relabeling some concept as "god" does not prove god exists? I guess we are talking about someone who assumes god exists then shoehorns reality into that...

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  6. A Priest told me once, "No-one wants to be a Bishop."  But I have a funny feeling about Morris...

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  7. Ugh, I wouldn't watch these clips if he wasn't so damn cute.

    He uses the classic clergyman technique of confidently rambling until you forgot what the orginal question was and then finished up with something that sounds good or is trivially true.

    Did anyone else notice he said earth is in the center of the universe?

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  8. Uhm. That wasnt the question. Not even slightly paraphrased. What a bunghole. 

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  9. this would be the same shiny faced piano keyboard smile faith head TWAT I watched on TV last night INSISTING that the Shroud of Turin is REAL!!!! Ha ha ha ha.....No seriously....this fuckwit thinks that anyone saying its a fake is an atheist troublemaker.....ha ha ha ha....

    what a little cunt

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  10. But of course we're the center of the universe! And he's got a book of fairy tales written by a bunch of control freaks to prove it.

    Here's a question I'd like to ask Father Jonathan:
    Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?


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