Sunday, February 14, 2010

Russian Engineer Designs 'Doomsday Pod'


February 14, 2010 on Al-Jazeera English
A Russian inventor has designed what he says is the key to human survival in the event of an apocalypse.

It's an armoured pod that Evgeny Ubiyko says can house around four people for days and endure extreme temperatures, including lava.

To him, the contraption is a modern day Noahs Ark.

15 comments:

  1. My dearrr.
    De vorld iz full ov idyots.

    Peace be with you, brothers and sisters.

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  2. Hhahaahahaha, what's the sign that there is intelligent life in outer space? It's never visited here!

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  3. <span>If you are sincere enough in your prayers to almighty, in return he ( she, it?) will take care of you EVERYWHERE. 
    Only deep faith can provide you the necessary comfort ( Ray ?) of your life out there... ANYWHERE... 
    Just remember... Faith moves the mountains. Trust me.</span>

    sonofapreacherman

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  4. <span><span>If you are sincere enough in your prayers to almighty, in return he ( she, it?) will take care of you EVERYWHERE.  
    Only deep faith can provide you the necessary comfort ( Ray ?) of your life out there... ANYWHERE...  
    Just remember... Faith moves the mountains. Trust me.</span> 
     
    </span>

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  5. Moved any mountains lately?

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  6. Is GOD so incompetent that he can't destroy these devices ?

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  7. I just orderd two. Apparently the model that was held togeather with ductape was extra. As long as it comes equiped with a troll doll in a tiny orange suite im happy.

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  8. 1:31 - 1:34
    I am buying this just to do that. Anyone else with me?

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  9. My fucking papier mache volcano in 4th grade was more impressive than that piece of shit.

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  10. well if you enjoy being on your knees in front of a man bobing up and down until you feel his spirit wash over you thats your thing. :P

    I would rather actively spend my life improving the world around me and leaving the world a better place than when I found it. Religion is a curse and plague on humanity that needs a cure to save us from it.

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  11. <span>I don't understand, don't you want to feel Jesus' presence deep inside you?  lulz</span>
    <span>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrhJT98IoaQ</span>

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  12. Yes. But...
    Did your fucking paper mache volcano have the small altar installed inside it? An altar where you can pray to almighty all day long. And,  praise his name and thank him for this doomsday that finally arrived...
    A day, that all the people with the love in their hearts were waiting for. And, hoping for. And, praying for.

    Ha ?

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  13. <p><span><span>Religion is a curse and plague on humanity that needs a cure to save us from it.</span></span>
    </p><p><span><span>?</span></span>
    </p><p><span><span>It is only baby Geezas alone that can cure us and salve our, Evan boy. Open your eyes. Open your mind to accept the truth. The only truth there is. The doomsday is coming. The ever loving and merciful god will slaughter those who don't love him. Because baby Geezas loves all the people on earth and he left to us a choice and a free will to hate the evolutionists, atheists, scientists and homosexuals.</span></span>
    </p><p><span><span> </span></span>
    </p><p><span><span>There…</span></span><span></span></p>

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  14. LOL nice troll there my friend, you actually had me going. Rick Roll successful, although it helped that there have been legitamate bible thumpers on the site before. Touche good my good man (or woman), touche!

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  15. Hmm... so this contraption is supposed to keep 4 people alive for several days. Then... what? Assuming any of the doomsday scenarios people talk about happen, that would be years of total, unsurvivable devastation.

    So, basically, this thing will keep you alive long enough to contemplate how everyone else is dead, how horribly you're going to die as soon as the water/air runs out, and (if you're into that) pray to the diety that you believe is killing you horribly.

    Awesome.

    I'll take a quick bullet to the head, thanks.

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