Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Jesus Trees - Proof of Divine Intervention?


by Paranormal TV

22 comments:

  1. I really thought the face on a toasted cheese sandwhich was unbeatable. I stand corrected.

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  2. What about "Cheesus?" . . . how can grown adults actually take the time to even make a news reports about something this asinine. Someone needs to cut the damn tree down, then no more argument! 

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  3. I kept waiting for the Onion News Network symbol to show up. This is mind-numbingly stupid.

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  4. Looks more like Budda to me..

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  5. If something looks too much like Jesus it's automatically rejected as intentionally done by someone. If doesn't look like him at all, nobody takes notice. Why is it so hard to understand that something inbetween sometimes occurs naturally?

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  6. I hated the reporter in the clip, saying he's paid to be skeptical but this was undeniable for him and he had to believe it...

    ... skeptical my ass.  There's plenty of explanations for such a fuzzy ill-defined image that only vaguely looks kind of like a person if you are TRYING to make it look like Jesus.

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  7. sometimes a pattern appear which humans can convince themselves is something that they know (like jesus). But the reason it appears has nothing to do with jesus. After all people of other religions see things related to their religion in their trees, fruits, vegetables, toasts, etc.

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  8. What if Jessus appeared in a poop... he couldn't tell God where he can appear in.

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  9. Bob Dole's Peanut ButterApril 7, 2010 at 1:15 AM

    Um... why are people dumb?

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  10. You see what you believe.

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  11. Let's see...
    Parting of Red sea,
    burning bush,
    smiting of millions of people,
    stopping the sun in the sky,
    vague fuzzy images on trees.

    The quality of this guy's work has really gone down.
    I'd say it's time for a demotion.

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  12. <span></span><span>To spinspermy</span><span></span><img></img>:

    This one is not in poop, but almost...

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  13. I don't know about y'all, but I was totally digging that music.
    :-D

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  14. What happened to the "funny" and "stupid" tags? Surely a worthy recipient!

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  15. SonofapreachermanApril 7, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    <p><span>C'mon, guys… You can't deny that the similarity to the original photographs of Jesus himself is quite stunning.</span>
    </p><p><span>You can run but you can't hide from him. </span>
    </p><p><span>He's coming… He's coming…</span>
    </p><p><span>Glory on high!</span></p>

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  16. Why do they never expain the implications of such crazy belifs. They think God is trying to communicate with them using a very bizzar medium. Why? Is God that lame of a communicator? Any middle school child could communicate them selves betterh than that. 

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  17. I thought there was one in bird poop a while back...

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  18. I'd say just the opposite!  If he's managed to get off his 6,000 year destruction kick to paint trees/dog asses, we can go ahead and promote him to "eccentric old loon".  That's quite a step up from "malicious bastard" IMO.

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  19. A real wink at those truly pareidolia-susceptible individuals.

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  20. Positive proof of the ... failure of the education system.  

    And I guess it must be failing in a big way to support a tv channel called Paranormal TV.  

    I suppose there really <span>is</span> "one born every minute".

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  21. You'd think they would at least be expecting the trees to start talking to them now that they had recognised Jesus.

    You know the sort of stuff: "Gather round my faithful friends (sheep), I, erm, (embarrassed fluttering of leaves) I have some program updates for you (2000 years worth) and this may take some time ....."

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  22. My first reaction to these fools is, "How the F*** do you know what  Jesus looks like?  They didn't have cameras in those days, bozo.  Nobody painted his picture.  He could have been 4 feet tall, bald and fat.

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